FROM A BRIEF HIATUS, MATT RETURNS TO the Bait Bus just in time for us to try out a new technique on unsuspecting supposed straight suckers. Ugs and I had met this guy Bruce a few days before and he was all on our shit. He wouldn’t shut up about Bang Bus. It got to the point where I decided to just promise him a spot on our next shoot so he would leave us the fuck alone. He must not be a true fan of BB if he actually believes MY promises. Anyways, we go pick him up with Iman and Matt and tell him that Matt is our make-up artist. He was real excited when we got there and couldn’t wait to get in the van. Stupid fuck, he should have known better. Anyways we promise him even more shit like him getting to fuck Iman and us paying him $500…you know..the whole 9. But when we dropped the bomb about him having to prove himself by fucking Matt, he went ballistic. He even pushed Matt off of him!! But you all know the Diry One posses unmatched skills of persuasion. This was a hell of a shoot. Watch the transition from macho trendy Bruce to the “I’ll do it cuz I’m really a dumb fuck who hides the fact that I like men.” Enjoy…..The Dirty One…
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